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9 Gross Firsts That Happen In Every Relationship

A couple that farts together stays together.

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1. First time you eat really messy food in front of each other.

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Slimy gunk drips down your chin, your fingers get covered in guacamole – eating disgustingly messy food with your S.O. is one of life's greatest pleasures.

3. First time you go for a poo at their house.

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You pour cleaning product down the loo afterwards, open a window and wave the hand towel around, and if possible spray something floral to disguise the smell.

6. First time you give them the lowdown on your latest trip to the toilet.

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It's important to rejoice in each other's successes and help each other through tough times, especially in the bathroom.