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Updated on May 19, 2019. Posted on Apr 4, 2017

9 Gross Firsts That Happen In Every Relationship

A couple that farts together stays together.

1. First time you eat really messy food in front of each other.

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Slimy gunk drips down your chin, your fingers get covered in guacamole – eating disgustingly messy food with your S.O. is one of life's greatest pleasures.

2. First time you burp in front of each other.

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After a while this will become quite competitive and a lot of fun.

3. First time you go for a poo at their house.

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You pour cleaning product down the loo afterwards, open a window and wave the hand towel around, and if possible spray something floral to disguise the smell.

4. First time you do something gross during sex.

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The milestone after that is using the same T-shirt MORE THAN ONCE. Smh.

5. First time you fart in front of each other.

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A couple that farts together stays together.

6. First time you give them the lowdown on your latest trip to the toilet.

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It's important to rejoice in each other's successes and help each other through tough times, especially in the bathroom.

7. First time you clean up their sick.

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If you're not in love with them, you're probably going to realise now.

8. First time you see each other on the toilet.

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Chatting about nothing while one of you is weeing is truly liberating.

9. The first time you squeeze their zit (bonus points if it's in a ~hard to reach~ place).

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Sorting out a really big one is an expression of great intimacy and love.