Choose 7 Cakes And We'll Tell You How Many Fucks You Give
None! Not one!
You give so little fucks you're actually in negative fucks right now!
Hahahahahahhhahahaha! You don't give a single solitary fuck, and it's brilliant.
Honestly, you just really don't.
People are in awe of your complete lack of fucks to give.
You were 5 years old when you took your sack of fucks to the seashore and tossed them into the salty depths. You haven't had a fuck to give since.