Buzz·Posted on 1 Aug 201627 Brutally Honest Confessions From A Greggs WorkerGingerbread men have been used as weapons.by Becky BarnicoatBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. We have to get up insanely early – Greggs opens at 6am – and lots of us have to work Saturdays too. View this photo on Instagram 2. We get a sweet 50% discount in store. 3. And we get free coffee, too. 4. But tbh, we have to be careful how much we eat as there's so much to tempt us. View this photo on Instagram 5. Our lunches aren't exactly healthy. View this photo on Instagram 6. Sometimes we'll steal a few cakes from the bins at the end of the day – hopefully we won't get caught. 7. We're on our feet for seven hours a day, and it's back-breaking work. View this photo on Instagram 8. We have targets for sandwich making – we're meant to make 50 an hour, which is intense. 9. We scoop mayo out of industrial-size tubs. 10. Thieves can be a problem. Usually it's just the odd sausage roll, but we've had cash stolen and some stores have to hire security staff. 11. We have no idea how our customers will react to the possibility of Greggs selling sushi. 12. Summer is a punishing time to work in a bakery. Megan Gittinsღ @Megan_Gittins_ It's almost 30degrees and I'm surrounded by ovens, help me 😖😖 #greggslife 11:30 AM - 30 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Anyone who forgets to wear their heatproof sleeves while using the ovens has the burns to show for it. 13. But winter can be gruelling too as it's still dark when we open. 14. We know the people (and dogs) of Britain are really, really passionate about our sausage rolls – we sell around 2.5million of them a week. View this photo on Instagram 15. Our sausage rolls are more expensive in some places than others – you'll pay 10p more in Islington than in Gosforth. 16. The pastry gets everywhere – on our clothes, in our hair – and we stink of pastry grease. View this photo on Instagram 17. Sometimes we even dream about baked goods. Georgie Porgie @ThisIsGeorgi I wake up most nights in a cold sweat thinking about pasties and that's pretty fucked up. #GreggsLife 09:24 AM - 04 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Our gingerbread men look innocent and cute... View this photo on Instagram 19. ...but in the wrong hands, they can be dangerous weapons. Ewan Breeze @breezeeboy Just had a child tell me I'm stupid and throw a gingerbread man at my head while there parents just watched #greggslife 02:46 PM - 16 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. We use metal detectors to check there's nothing sinister in our food. 21. We get our fair share of quality celebs in store. ❤️ @xCheryl_Soldier what are the chances that the colours in Cheryl's outfit exactly match the greggs uniform 😂🍫 11:56 AM - 08 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Also Jake Gyllenhaal is a fan. 22. If you work in the Greggs factory, you might have to fill 2,500 doughnuts an hour. View this photo on Instagram 23. We sell regional food – you could only get our macaroni pie in Scotland. Ice Speedway Sherif @Ice_Speedway Macaroni cheese in a pie - only in #Scotland. #greggs #scottishcuisine 01:03 PM - 29 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite When they discontinued it, there was such a huge outcry Scottish politicans got involved. 24. It's not fun having to explain to customers why our food isn't always hot (it's the pasty tax, guys). View this photo on Instagram 25. Hairnets aren’t the most glamorous accessories, but we do our best with them. View this photo on Instagram 26. Seasonal food never gets boring – bat biscuits are a particular favourite. View this photo on Instagram 27. All in all, working with pastries all day is a pretty sweet job. View this photo on Instagram