1. This greeting card madness:
2. This storm chaos:
3. This wonky bollard mystery:
4. This Shakespearean family feud:
5. This calamity:
6. This riveting gallery:
7. This devastating hole:
8. This wake-up call:
9. This lamp post mishap:
10. This lamp post controversy:
11. This discovery of the century:
12. This extraordinary moment:
13. This breaking news:
14. This thrilling competition, which could potentially replace The X Factor if it catches on like it should:
15. This scandal:
16. This great leap for mankind:
17. This potato:
18. This other potato:
19. This potato invasion:
20. This skullduggery:
21. This star-studded barn:
22. This raging inferno:
23. This devastation:
24. This visitation:
25. This second coming:
26. This calamity:
27. This tragedy:
28. This incident coming to all the front pages near you:
29. This traumatic event:
30. This high drama:
31. This savagery:
32. And finally, this puzzle that would test the powers of Mulder and Scully:
Thanks to the blog Dull News in Local Newspapers for providing the links to these stories.