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23 Annoying Things That Will Happen For The Rest Of Your Life

Hard butter + soft bread.

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1. Your scarf will get caught in your zip.

2. There will be no milk.

Biggest disappointment is serving yourself cereal and then realizing there's no milk 😔

3. Your Nutella jar will look like this on a day when you really, really need Nutella.

Someone in my family has committed the ultimate crime leaving an empty jar of Nutella on #WorldNutellaDay 😭

4. You will spot this while you're mid-way through a shit.

Bonus points if it's in the work toilets.
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Bonus points if it's in the work toilets.

5. You will not remember whether your lamp needs a bayonet or a screw-in bulb.

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And whichever one you buy will be the wrong one.

6. You will accidentally pour cold water out of the kettle while trying to make a cup of tea.

The pain of throwing away a soggy teabag with unfulfilled potential is acute.
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The pain of throwing away a soggy teabag with unfulfilled potential is acute.

7. You will get the hot:cold water ratio wrong while making a bath, but only realise the water is tepid once the bath is full, then have to empty half of it out.

The environment hates you.
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The environment hates you.

8. You will bash your toe on the corner of the bed.

The same corner you always bash your toe on.
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The same corner you always bash your toe on.

9. The butter will be too hard.

And the bread will be too soft.
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And the bread will be too soft.

10. This will happen:

11. And this:

12. Your washing tablet will defy you.

13. You will not be able to open these:

How do get into this packaging...??? #scissors #idiot #ifonlyihadapairofscissors

14. There will be no ink.

when you have a paper due and you wait until the morning to print it and your printer is out of ink .......

15. You will be cruelly tormented by this:

16. And spend several long minutes rectifying this:

17. You will never remember which switch does what.

18. You will go too far:

19. Autocorrect will never speak your private language.

There's nothing wrong with this word!!! Why are you trying to autocorrect it?!?! #MildlyInfuriating

20. Things will disappear.

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Where do they go? WHERE?

21. You will always have to double check how to spell this:

Two TTs? Two LLs? An A? An E?
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Two TTs? Two LLs? An A? An E?

22. The app store will never, ever be done.

23. And no matter how careful you are, this will always, always happen:

Only 5 minutes in my pocket. Wtf... #mildlyinfuriating http://t.co/2Clnc2ZGUH