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11 Things Donald Trump Could Be Instead Of President

He would make such a lovely sponge.

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1. A duster for those hard-to-reach places.

His fluffy hair would come into it's own as it swept up those pesky cobwebs.
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His fluffy hair would come into it's own as it swept up those pesky cobwebs.

2. A nest for a pair of mating sparrows.

They would be quite cosy nestled among his orange tangles.
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They would be quite cosy nestled among his orange tangles.

3. A Halloween pumpkin or "Trumpkin".

Give the neighbourhood children the fright of their lives!
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Give the neighbourhood children the fright of their lives!

4. Tumbleweed.

Watch as he tumbles through the neglected US towns and cities his policies are not going regenerate any time soon.
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Watch as he tumbles through the neglected US towns and cities his policies are not going regenerate any time soon.

5. A makeup styling head for your kids to practise their beauty skills on.

It would just be fun to do this to him.
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It would just be fun to do this to him.

6. A mop.

We have it on good authority that his hair is extremely absorbent.
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We have it on good authority that his hair is extremely absorbent.

7. A replacement guinea pig for when your child’s guinea pig dies but you don’t think they’re ready to face up to death yet.

They will never notice the difference.
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They will never notice the difference.

8. A sponge.

Scrub off that dried skin and lather up nicely with the 45th President of the United States!
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Scrub off that dried skin and lather up nicely with the 45th President of the United States!

9. Some lovely fresh fruit.

Just double check he's not gone past his Use By date.
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Just double check he's not gone past his Use By date.

10. A basketball.

Again this would just be a fun thing to do with him.
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Again this would just be a fun thing to do with him.

11. And finally, a paintbrush for working on your next masterpiece.

From ugliness springs beauty!
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From ugliness springs beauty!