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    11 Things Donald Trump Could Be Instead Of President

    He would make such a lovely sponge.

    1. A duster for those hard-to-reach places.

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    His fluffy hair would come into it's own as it swept up those pesky cobwebs.

    2. A nest for a pair of mating sparrows.

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    They would be quite cosy nestled among his orange tangles.

    3. A Halloween pumpkin or "Trumpkin".

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    Give the neighbourhood children the fright of their lives!

    4. Tumbleweed.

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    Watch as he tumbles through the neglected US towns and cities his policies are not going regenerate any time soon.

    5. A makeup styling head for your kids to practise their beauty skills on.

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    It would just be fun to do this to him.

    6. A mop.

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    We have it on good authority that his hair is extremely absorbent.

    7. A replacement guinea pig for when your child’s guinea pig dies but you don’t think they’re ready to face up to death yet.

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    They will never notice the difference.

    8. A sponge.

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    Scrub off that dried skin and lather up nicely with the 45th President of the United States!

    9. Some lovely fresh fruit.

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    Just double check he's not gone past his Use By date.

    10. A basketball.

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    Again this would just be a fun thing to do with him.

    11. And finally, a paintbrush for working on your next masterpiece.

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    From ugliness springs beauty!

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