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    11 Things Donald Trump Could Be Instead Of President

    He would make such a lovely sponge.

    1. A duster for those hard-to-reach places.

    2. A nest for a pair of mating sparrows.

    3. A Halloween pumpkin or "Trumpkin".

    4. Tumbleweed.

    5. A makeup styling head for your kids to practise their beauty skills on.

    6. A mop.

    7. A replacement guinea pig for when your child’s guinea pig dies but you don’t think they’re ready to face up to death yet.

    8. A sponge.

    9. Some lovely fresh fruit.

    10. A basketball.

    11. And finally, a paintbrush for working on your next masterpiece.