11 Things Donald Trump Could Be Instead Of President
He would make such a lovely sponge.
A duster for those hard-to-reach places.
A nest for a pair of mating sparrows.
A Halloween pumpkin or "Trumpkin".
A makeup styling head for your kids to practise their beauty skills on.
A replacement guinea pig for when your child’s guinea pig dies but you don’t think they’re ready to face up to death yet.
Some lovely fresh fruit.
And finally, a paintbrush for working on your next masterpiece.
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