1. 1. You’ll have to wait for lives.
10 MINUTES? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
.99 cents?! As if! I’m not PATHETIC. Jeez.
2. 2. “Clearing all the jelly” will cause you to constantly have “Bootylicious” stuck in your head.
3. Wait, forget that, “Bootylicious” is the best.
5. 4. Some levels are unbearably hard. Like 29.
6. 5. And 65.
7. 6. And.. WHOA WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!
8. 7. It’ll make you want to yell at puppies.
10. 8. You’ll be so upset that you’ll put your emotions into poetry.
DEAR GOD NO.
11. 9. You’ll see Candy Crush everywhere you go.
Huh? What? Did you call on me? Was I even raising my hand? DID I CLEAR ALL THE JELLY?!
12. 10. People who don’t play, JUST WON’T UNDERSTAND.
14. But once you start, you really can’t stop, and it’s those little moments that make it all worthwhile. Like this…
15. And OMG THIS.
16. So keep playing, because there is nothing better than finally beating that mind-numbingly hard level you’ve been trying to beat for days.
17. And NO ONE can ever take that away from you.
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