1. Madeline From Ludwig Bemelmans’ Stories
You may be quite a distance from that old house in Paris that was covered in vines, but a good yellow hat can’t be far away. Wrap a black bow around the top, pair with a blue dress or yellow coat and help your offspring practice the dinner mantra.
2. Peter Rabbit From Beatrix Potter’s Stories
Find a pair of bunny ears (or dig them up from your college years trunk, we don’t judge [or check out these tutorials and craft some]) from a costume shop, pair with a blue blazer or sweater and finally—vegetables! See if you can’t get your kid to get how great carrots can be while maintaining character. Worth a shot, maybe.
4. Eloise From “Eloise”
A routine white blouse and black skirt union play base for this costume. Slap on a pair of black suspenders, non-negotiable red bow and Plaza Hotel poshness to finish. Feeling mega-ambitious? Check out this book for a pattern to knit sidekick pug Weenie.
5. Max From “Where The Wild Things Are”
Wrangle a neutral-colored onesie (preferably with feet) or sweatsuit and hot-glue spare buttons to the front. Draw whiskers with eyeliner. Stuff a tube sock and pin it on as a tail. Use the light cardboard from a cereal box to cut out a crown (visit a nearby Burger King for a readymade one). Spray paint it gold, secure it with staples to fit your child’s head and let the wild rumpus start!
7. Salesman From “Caps For Sale: A Tale Of A Peddler, Some Monkeys And Their Monkey Business”
Adorn your offspring in a dark blazer. Draw a curly mustache (VERY important) with eyeliner. Finally, stack all the hats in your home, securing each layer with a safety pin. Use hearty double-stick tape to fasten the bottom hat to a plastic headband. Just be sure to urge Kiddo that if he or she must sell a cap, to charge much more than 50 cents a pop.
8. Anne Shirley From “Anne Of Green Gables”
Your straw gardening hat gets another shot at life! Combine that with a plain dress and apron. Choose either a book or fistful of wildflowers as a final accessory and be so glad you both live in a world where there are Octobers.
10. Protagonist From “Oh, The Places You’ll Go!”
Isn’t it most parents’ dream to stick their child in a hilarious knit cap? Here’s a perfect and simultaneously uplifting opportunity. Ravelry offers a simple pattern for one here. If you live a (knitting) needle-free life, a yellow hoodie does the same trick. Just be sure to add an iconic balloon or two and an extra encouraging shove toward the future. Who says that ambition could or should stop Nov. 1?
- The election is really, really over now: Jill Stein has dropped her Pennsylvania recount request, making Donald Trump the absolute winner.
- At least 9 are dead and 25 missing after a warehouse party fire in Oakland, CA. Dozens of fatalities are feared.
- Cuba prepares to bury Fidel Castro: his ashes arrived in Santiago Saturday, the city where he declared his socialist revolution victorious.
- This 23--year-old got her lost driver's license back in the mail along with a hilarious thank you note 📝😂