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    31 Reasons Why You Should NEVER Set Foot In Mediterranean Spain

    Ever hear of Murcia in Spain? Maybe it's best you hadn't.

    1. So you've decided to go visit Mediterranean Spain. Well... I'm not too sure what you're expecting to find there. It's really nothing special.

    2. What do you think will happen? You think you'll suddenly find yourself in places that will shatter your soul with their beauty?

    3. What are you even supposed to do while you're there? Aside from die of boredom, that is.

    4. Maybe you'll find a nice beach. I'll give you that one.

    5. But... what about after dark? What are you going to do once the sun goes down?

    6. Everybody knows that Murcia isn't a particularly beautiful place.

    7. You can go for a swim, yes, but you'll have to do it in that unwelcoming warm broth that is the Mediterranean.

    8. I don't think there's one single place with views that are worth the trouble.

    9. Or any place where you can go just to disconnect, in the middle of nowhere, without anybody bothering you.

    10. You know, those neat places you might see on all those instagram accounts of people traveling to places like Ibiza.

    11. Because, apart from a few okay beaches... is there anything worth seeing in Murcia?

    12. Little villages? Cozy getaways to visit?

    13. Spending the day at the beach can be such a drag. Especially on those chilly days, right?

    14. Is there any place you can go for a pleasant stroll?

    15. Anything to see?

    16. Anywhere you can ride your bike to just lose yourself?

    17. I mean... is there even any culture there?

    18. It's not really a big party town, is it?

    19. I'll bet it's full of tourists. Tacky tourists, too.

    20. It's just so stressful. And for what? Just to see a new part of Spain?

    21. There are nicer, more colorful places to visit in Spain.

    22. There are places with more to see and do.

    23. And there are places that will actually fill up your itinerary, instead of just leaving you bored.

    24. I'll be right here when you come back. I can almost hear you saying, "You were so right! Murcia isn't worth it".

    25. "Why didn't I listen to you, girl? I didn't find one single spot that I liked".

    26. "It was all sooooo vulgar!"

    27. And I'll answer: "I told you, pal. I told you you'd find NO-THING in Mediterranean Spain!"

    28. Not decent views.

    29. No unique or amazing cuisine.

    30. No charming spots.

    31. NOTHING AT ALL!

    So, you know... you'd better choose another destination.