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18 Truly Upsetting Essex Problems

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2. So you daren't mention that you do *sort of* know at least one of its stars.

3. Growing up in Essex meant experiencing the sickening pressure of getting into grammar school at 11.

4. And then having to beg your parents for a car at 17, because all your friends already had one.

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6. Which is surprising, due to the sheer quantity of personalised number plates on the roads.

7. Wherever you go, people make fun of your accent.

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8. And assume you're someone's Personal Assistant.

Although, you probably have been a PA at some point in your life.


10. And everyone thinks you must be like Smithy and Pamela from Gavin and Stacey.

11. Whenever you say you're from Essex, someone shouts "white stilettos" at you.

Which is strange, because no one in Essex actually wears them.


14. Of course, when you go out, you have to pose for hundreds of photos.

Which is just exhausting.

15. And lots of people do nothing to dispel the stereotype, by choosing very Essex baby names.


Ophelia, Mia, Madison, Mason, Tyler, Teagan, Regan, Bailey, Riley, Aurora, Savannah, Braison, Romeo, Troy, Kai, Hayden, and Pandora, to name a few.

16. Southend seafront in the summer is a living hell because it's so busy and people wear too little clothing.