18 Reasons Writers Should Never Challenge Graphic Designers To Drawing Contests

Watch what happens when a talented graphic designer challenges a writer with absolutely no spatial reasoning skills to a weekly drawing contest. To see more, check out Bitch Can't Draw on Facebook.

1. Babies

During a concepting session one morning, the writer quickly and unsuccessfully tried to sketch a newborn sleeping on its stomach. The designer guffawed, to which the writer replied, "Oh yeah? You try drawing a baby!"

Needless to say, it’s not as impossible as it looks to draw an infant. Much crow was eaten.

2. Coffeemaker and Kermit

Is that coffemaker just a bunch of black lines? Is Kermit trying to be the blue eagle from the Muppets?

3. Dragon

The writer was in charge of the top and the designer took the bottom. The results were seamless.

Girl's gotta face like a mean chihuahua and a bottom like an actual, you know, dragon.

4. Wolverine

Wolverine is a superhero that has a W on his jersey like Superman. Butterknives for fingers, too.

5. The Eiffel Tower

Things that are true: The writer actually lived in Paris, has a French degree, and even keeps a tiny statue of it on her desk.

Things that are false: She cares about the Eiffel Tower and has any idea what it looks like.

6. Ariel from The Little Mermaid

The writer's Ariel lives in the Pacific Ocean version of Skid Row. Mop wig, happy trail, snarfblatt. She's the whole package.

7. Yoshi

Yoshi has a weird neck brace, right? And some sort of phallic protuberance for a tail?

8. Lady and the Tramp

Another split-screen collaboration. The writer's half of the cityscape looks like The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari.

9. Freddy vs Jason

There's no reason they should be the same size, right?

10. Wolfman

THIS WAS NOT A MICHAEL KEATON DRAWING CONTEST.

11. Mary Poppins

She's practically perfect in every way. And in case you forget, look to her name-emblazoned umbrella.

She's an original creation, like Rickey Rouse and Monald Muck.

12. Venus de Milo

Your soul has been taken to a dark place courtesy of the black holes that are Venus' eyes. We apologize.

13. Frank N. Furter

This one may be a tie. When the writer is required to draw a transvestite, she usually succeeds.

14. Darth Vader

The lord of the sith, tethered to a janky TIE fighter while wearing adult underwear.

15. Statue of Liberty

Give us your tired, your weary, your unwashed Ladies of Liberty! ‪#‎isthataboxofkleenex‬ ‪#‎libertyfrighteningtheworld‬ ‪#‎bustedladyliberty‬

16. Forrest Gump

What makes this specific contest is the sheer amount of visual cues and references drawn into the frame.

17. Genie

The writer's genie will grant you a wish, but it involves a velour suit and a late-model BMW.

18. Betty Boop

Dem cheekbones tho.