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Alright crimefighters, are you the Oracle of Quantico? Or a sculpted god of chocolate thunder?

Which Criminal Minds Character Are You?

What are you an expert on?

What is your greatest strength?

What is your greatest weakness?

Pick your poison.

Pick a serial killer.

Weapon of choice?

What makes the perfect crime?

What's your pet peeve?

Ideal location for a date?

You've got a day off! Where are you going?

What's on your Netflix lineup?

What are you most likely to get arrested for?

Pick a bookend quote

Pick a two-part episode

Pick one of Spencer Reid's many hairstyles

Good for you, boss man! You know how to take charge and get the job done. At times your ambition gets in the way of your personal life, but you care deeply about those you love, and you would do anything to protect them. You're serious, sometimes to the point of being humorless, but nobody can deny you're good at what you do. You provide direction, motivation, and a clear sense of focus, and your friends value your reliability and determination.

Aaron Hotchner

You are a sculpted god of chocolate thunder - but you probably already knew that. You're known for being the strong one, whether that's kicking down doors or dealing with every curveball life throws your way. But just because you're tough doesn't mean you're insensitive. You have a heart of gold, and a knack for making everyone around you feel special. Everyone is lucky to have a friend like you looking out for them, protecting them and making them laugh. You have a hard time trusting people, and you can come off as a little abrasive, but you're honest and true to the end. You have a hard time letting go of things, and when you're angry the world better look out. Brave, warm-hearted, and the master of witty banter, you're a valuable member of any team you're on!

Derek Morgan

You're an all-around all-star! When it comes to communicating effectively, there's nobody better than you. You know what to say and when, and you're a hard worker. You're confident, self-assured, and outgoing. People admire the way you can handle any situation with elegance and grace. Your family and friends are important to you, though at times you can get distracted by the goals you've set or the things you want. As a mother figure, you've been known to dote on those around you, but at times you end up treating your friends like children, unintentionally condescending. Balance is key in your life, and you've practiced the art of juggling everything for years. Your drive, coupled with your compassion, will take you far.

Jennifer "JJ" Jareau

You take sass from nobody. Probably because you're the queen of snark, yourself. You're more than capable of holding your own in any field, tough-as-nails and cunning. People who overlook you never make that mistake twice. At times you can be impatient, even a bit impulsive, but you're driven by a deep sense of justice and passion. You trust your instincts, even when it lands you in trouble. While your recklessness can be problematic, you stand by your decisions, and stick up for the people you care you about.

Elle Greenaway

Is there anything you can't do? You're witty, smart, and extremely determined. You work hard AND play hard, and you certainly know how to have a good time. You're more of a nerd than you let on, and you're always trying to prove yourself. Your courage is one of your greatest assets, and you'll protect your friends and family with your life. It's hard for you to let people in, for fear that they'll get hurt, but you have no trouble loving those around you. You're effortlessly cool, and a great many people look up to you.

Emily Prentiss

If you look in the dictionary, you'll find your picture next to the definition of "ballsy." You're brilliant, especially when it comes to words. Well-read, you have an extensive vocabulary, which you've been known to use for good... or evil. You've been known to put up a cold front to distance yourself from the past, but when you form friendships, they're built to last. It's hard for you to forgive yourself, and you can be overly critical, but you don't ever give up, even if it means taking one for the team. You're often the mom of the group, providing encouragement and wisdom when needed, and your kindness is always appreciated.

Alex Blake

Are you wearing your "I don't care" face? You're used to being independent, working alone and doing your own thing. You're learning to be a team player though, even if you do maintain a bit of a lone wolf streak from time to time. For you, rules are more like suggestions - if that. As long as you get the job done and nobody gets hurt, who cares if a few lines are crossed? Despite the rough exterior you put up, you're a total good guy, through and through. You're a great listener, and you offer advice and wisdom when called upon. Of your many talents, your sarcasm is widely respected, and your hospitality is unparalleled.

David Rossi

You're the original leader, the teacher and mentor who guides the way. You're experienced and driven, which is an asset to any team your own. However, you have a habit of overlooking others and using people as pawns. Life isn't a chessboard - even if you're quite good at chess and other puzzles. You make a great profiler, and you're able to seek out those who are vulnerable, in order to protect them. For those who look up to you, you're a source of encouragement and motivation. While you can get too emotionally invested in your work, no one can deny that what you do makes a difference.

Jason Gideon

Hey baby girl! You already know you're fabulous. Your bubbly personality and boundless optimism makes every room you're in a little bit brighter. When it comes to giving nicknames and making people laugh, you truly are queen. You want to believe the best of the world, though you can get upset when things don't go your way. A little impulsive, you don't always know the meaning of "boundaries." This can get you into trouble, but it's only because you love so very deeply. Your friends and your family are one and the same, and you take every opportunity to let them know you care.

Penelope Garcia

Congratulations junior Einstein! You've got a brilliant mind, though you've never been one to brag about yourself. Humble, sensitive, and thoughtful, you tend to empathize with those in need. You're always around to lend a hand when someone needs you, unless of course you're hard at work or lost in a book. You have a tendency to get lost in your own world, and you've been made fun of more than a few times. Your enthusiasm is contagious, and you've been known to be a bit of a perfectionist. While you can hold grudges and lose your temper, you go out of your way not to hurt others. Despite your insecurities, you love your friends very much, and would put them before your needs any day.

Spencer Reid

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