Why Is BBC Radio 1's Scott Mills Reviewing Crab-Based Food Products???

Scott's team have apparently had a bit of time on their hands. Inspired by Scott's incredible crustacean impression on Strictly Come Dancing, they decided to review crab-based products from some of the UK's leading retailers in the guise of Scott, 'cause, why the shell not?! We wonder how long they've got before Scott finds out...

"Once we got our claws on this crab spread we've not looked back, or sideways."

"Oh what a lovely spread! Me and my partner used to only enjoy chocolate spread, but as soon as got our claws onto this crab spread we've not looked back, or sideways. No better way to enjoy the evening! Enjoy with your partner, not one for shellfish lovers!"

"Darling it's better, down where it's wetter, with a crab stick".

"After a hard day's crabbing, I like nothing more than to relax in the bath with these flavoured sticks o'the sea. Darling it's better, down where it's wetter, with a crab stick."

"These cakes ain't no fakes".

"Just like me, everyone always suspected these have a bit of crab in them. But these cakes ain't no fakes. An even better catch than me! Nom, nom, nom."

Also, 55-64 years old??? Scott claims not to be a day over 31!

"The jury's out on whether or not it's as good as Unearthed Breton coarse country pate..."

"I was having a discussion with my friends Tabitha and Savanna about their top 10 favourite seafood spreads when they mentioned this product. I tried some on a slice of Schneider Brot German vollkornbrot wholegrain rye bread and I have to say I preferred it much more than Castle Maclellan luxury Orkney crab terrine but not quite as much as Duchy Originals organic pork pate with onion marmalade. The jury's out on whether or not it is as good as Unearthed Breton coarse country pate with prunes though."

Crabsolutley fabulous!