Oh, I ran across a video of some generic white nerdicans getting throat raped. You wanna jack off to that too? .69 per click.
Good work, Jonah and minions! I guess you had a such a good time jacking off to this death ‘n’ disaster porn, you figured a couple million Buzzards would Feed on the same thing. Congrats! All those cum ropes on your front door show indirect viral marketing works! But, c’mon, man… wipe the shit off the nose of that 747 model you keep on your desk. It’s not cool.
Response to The Sexiest, Smartest Colleges In The Country:
Smart, sure, maybe but hot? You guys have some pretty low standards. Not gettin’ much, huh?