10 Melodramatic Reactions Pampered City People Have To The Monsoons In India

Run it’s a meteor shower, take cover!

1. It’s too dangerous out there

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Still suck your thumb at night? Just a guess…

2. These drops are like bullets!

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Here, catch. You'll need it for that menacing drizzle raging out there.

3. Where’s Noah when you need him?

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Not Russell Crowe? Hmm…But he does have a bigger ark… much, much bigger

4. We’re in the eye of the storm!

Calm your tits. At least don’t let them fly off your body with that passing tornado.

5. I’m going into depression

Sure, go all emo you poor, tortured, miserable, wretched, damned soul

7. I see omens of doom

That’s right… it shall rain black cats and dogs and while you’re still on the topic, consult your pet raven- he might know what the fuck’s really going down

8. I hate getting wet… I HATE YOU… I HATE THE WORLD

Now, now, simmer down. Search inside yourself. Deep down you know there’s nothing worse than a DRY spell

9. God must really hate us

No he doesn’t. He just thinks you look retarded navigating those puddles

10. Why does it start raining just when I step out?

Yep. The clouds lay low for a while; watching. Just when you think things are relatively safe, that's when they take a piss all over you.