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This tweet about chicken on the subway.
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And this one that is very clearly not about chicken on the subway.
3.
This tweet that definitely shouldn't raise any red flags.
4.
And this one that probably should.
5.
This tweet that describes what meeting a train celeb looks like.
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And this one that describes what meeting a train pervert is like.
7.
This tweet about a guy who acts like he's invisible.
8.
And this one about a girl who might actually be invisible.
9.
This tweet from a very friendly, not at all creepy, bus patron.
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And this one about a very romantic, nose-picking patron.
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This tweet about a girl pretending to be sick on the train.
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And this one about people who are very much not pretending to be sick.
13.
This book title in the form of a tweet.
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And this confused exclamation in the form of a tweet.
15.
This tweet about prankster bus drivers.
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And this one about bonding bus drivers.
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This tweet about a ballsy conductor.
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And this one about a ballsy passenger.
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Finally, this harrowing tweet that could ruin anyone's childhood.
