1. Moms are useless.
2. And they're pretty selfish, too.
3. They never give good advice.
when you finally take your mom’s advice and it fixes everything
4. And they're terrible cooks.
5. They're mean to your friends.
6. And they're not supportive of you at all.
7. They're really not interested in your life.
8. And, TBH, they don't care at all about your well being.
9. They'll never defend you.
10. And they'll never go out of their way to make sure you're happy.
11. They're not up with the times.
12. And they never teach you anything.
13. They don't help with your mood swings.
14. And their job is so easy.
15. They're not hard workers.
My mom: *works full-time* *cooks every night* *raised 3 kids* *cleans the house* *schedules my dr.'s appts* Me: *l… https://t.co/yMwKW37eqO
16. And they're constantly complaining.
17. They never try to share your interests.
18. And they're never proud of you.
19. They're not funny.
20. And they're never right about anything.
21. And, finally, they don't love you more than anything else in the entire world.
For all of these reasons, and so many more, they absolutely, definitely, 100% do not deserve to be appreciated, thanked, and loved.
Happy Mother's Day, Moms.
