16 Things You Ate In College That You Never Want To See Again

The real world sucks, but at least you never have to think about these excuses for nourishment ever again.

1. Four Loko

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The danger was so enticing back in the day, but now we actually have to get up and do things in the morning. See you never, 4L.

2. Cup Noodles

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First of all, it was never this fun. Whether it was a last-minute lunch, the only option for breakfast, or dinner every night of finals in the library, Cup Noodles was always there for you. Holla if you ate this stuff dry when there was no microwave or water around.

3. Alcohol Shooters In Tubes

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Nothing called "Tooters" should ever be something you put in your body. EVER. Plus they weren't even strong. This was before you discovered frozen margaritas, cosmos, daquiris, and all the other fun and fruity ways to booze up.

4. French Toast Sticks

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Also known as the leading cause of the freshman 15... or 30 or the reason why you never went to a sunny beach for spring break. In the mornings at the dining hall, you walked past all the fruit, oatmeal, and granola cereals, and went right for these bad boys every time you had a "late night" (every night).

5. Tofu Scramble

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After giving up French Toast sticks, your hot best friend lent you a copy of Skinny Bitch so you started eating all the vegan options in the dining hall, including this progressive college food staple. Then, you had constant gas for a month.

6. Natural Light Beer

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Also known as your first love. You locked eyes at a college party during orientation weekend, and you were surprised at how water-like it was and how easily it went down. You guys had some great times and it was fun while it lasted.

7. Budweiser Select 55

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It was senior year and time to go on a diet. A terrible, tasteless diet.

8. Taco Bell's Crunchwrap Supreme

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The best thing to go home with. The worst thing to wake up with.

9. Dining Hall Stir-Fry

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Just. NO. Especially when there were tens of thousands of baby corns in each batch.

10. Red Bull and Jagermeister

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You could smell this coming out of your pores. Even the faintest whiff of either of these things brings back sad feelings of regret... or, memories of when you never felt hungover, which then makes you have more sad feelings of regret.

11. Waffles From the Messy College Waffle Bar

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Holy cow. Did anyone know how to clean up after themselves?! The waffle bar was a hot mess, literally, but you still got one once a week.

12. Milk On Tap

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Every time you lifted that lever, some milk that couldn't be seen from the inside (either white or chocolate), probably hanging in a plastic sack, just poured out into your perfectly mixed cereal of Cookie Crisp and Lucky Charms. It kind of just ruined the whole experience. Ew, milk.

13. Weird Flavored Pudding Packs

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It was fun to buy these as a joke and gross out your friends. But after opening one and being disgusted, you had a few left that had to be thrown away, right? No, you ate them later, out of desperation and laziness.

14. Anything Doused Heavily In "Shrimp Sauce"

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This pink wonder sauce tasted like it was made of ketchup and mayo. You didn't care. It was so tasty and went amazingly well on rice, chicken, and greasy hibachi takeout in the library.

15. Bad Discount Sushi

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Poor college students love sushi, especially "half-off every roll' specials! You were probably downing mercury and PCBs in massive quantities, but who cares? It was DELICIOUS.

16. Eggs and Bacon In Bulk

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Thick, fluffy, and watery eggs and lukewarm, soft bacon strips. Every Saturday. Like clockwork. NEVER, EVER AGAIN, GUYS. BYE, COLLEGE!