6 Nouveau 'Niche' Restaurants Coming To A Gentrified Neighborhood Near You!

If you're not eating in niche restaurants by now, are you really even gentrifying anything?

1. Toast

You’ll be delighted as you bite into a $12 piece of thinly sliced whole-grain-nut-vegan-oat-bran-bread toasted to perfection. Need butter or jam? Add it on for just $4 extra! Perfect fuel-up before your Cross Fit-Spin-Barre class or a cool down from your aerial-hot-yoga-lates-maga workout.

2. Bar Celery

Located in a repurposed abandoned water tower, Bar Celery is the chicest and tallest new restaurant in town AND the only one guaranteed to leave you with less calories than you came with! Get a punch card if you’re a regular “Stalker”, after you spend $75, you can get a free organic-truffle-bird poop-aioli dipping sauce! What a deal!

3. Pop Rock Cafe

Indulge your senses and return to a simpler times as you experience all the regular tastes and sounds of a delicious home cooked meal in explosive candy form while listening to pop music that is as easily digestible as the meal that just popped and melted in your mouth!

4. B-Hole's

Remember that phase where everyone was obsessed with “craft-donut-holes”? Well it’s a new week people and that means there’s a new B-Hole in town. B-Hole's is your one stop shop for the finest ‘signature’ bagel holes right in your up and coming neighborhood. Located inside of an unmarked white van, that was converted into a single family home, then back again into a van, B-Hole has a transient mystique sure to fill that empty void deep inside.

5. Broth & Froth

Forget your favorite juice joint, and step inside Broth & Froth, your city's FIRST broth boutique. Step on up to the counter, choose your bone, and one of our “Broth-istas” will be happy to ladle you up a nice hot mug of one of our signature ‘Consommé Cocktails” with whipped marrow on top. Vegan? Sorry, we can’t help you, but feel free to protest outside, that will definitely up our Innovator status.

6. Bacon Your Pardon

Actually amazing. Go there and eat as much bacon as you can. Now.