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Posted on Dec 28, 2010

Knock Yourself Up: A How-To Guide to Self-Impregnation

Would you knock yourself up if you could? Leave the man (and the mess) right out of the equation and just *poof* make a baby? I’ve tried this at home. Here’s how we did it:

by BabbleEditors

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1. Test for ovulation.
2. Acquire sperm.
3. Get a microscope.
4. Get a small glass pipet. (A turkey baster is actually the wrong tool for this job.)
5. Lube. (You don't want the regular stuff you buy in the drugstore.)
6. Latex gloves. (Unless you have a latex sensitivity.)
7. Consider a speculum.
8. And if you are the hopefully-about-to-be-pregnant lady ... (more on Babble)

Knock Yourself Up: A How-To Guide to Self-Impregnation

1. Test for ovulation.

2. Acquire sperm.

3. Get a microscope.

4. Get a small glass pipet. (A turkey baster is actually the wrong tool for this job.)

5. Lube. (You don't want the regular stuff you buy in the drugstore.)

6. Latex gloves. (Unless you have a latex sensitivity.)

7. Consider a speculum.

8. And if you are the hopefully-about-to-be-pregnant lady ... (more on Babble)

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