1. Hmm. You haven't been on BuzzFeed for a couple days.
2. Wait, is this even my dashboard?
4. A staff member must have boosted me up!
5. You feel like crying. Or vomiting. Or singing.
6. You go and tell your mom and your dad and your brother Jeff and your Dog Jasper and all four of your cats.
7. But it's likely they won't give a sh*t.
8. But they won't rain on your parade.
9. Because who's got 80k views on BuzzFeed?
11. You go, girl/boy/hermaphrodite.
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