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42 "Game Of Thrones" Characters, Ranked By Dateability

The night is dark and full of hotties. Some are dead. SPOILERS AHEAD, FOLKS.

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39. The High Sparrow

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As much as I hated Cersei (at the time), what the High Sparrow did to her was horrific and, frankly, does not speak well for his treatment of women in general. Steer clear, unless you're into religious fanatics.

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36. Petyr Baelish

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Well, he pushed his wife through the Moon Door just so he could hook up with Sansa and live out his teenage-dream crush on her mother, Catelyn. Honestly, he just doesn't seem very trustworthy.

35. Gendry

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Oh, Gendry. The oh-so-fine blacksmith and bastard son of Robert Baratheon. He honestly seems like a decent guy — the only downside is that no one knows where he is, so getting ahold of him might be kind of difficult.

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34. Arya Stark

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A great choice, if you're into long-distance relationships. That notwithstanding, looking for a relationship is probably the last thing on Arya's list. In fact, pretty sure it wouldn't even make it on the list.

32. Ellaria Sand

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After the rather graphic way her beloved Oberyn died, don't expect Ellaria to feel anything except an all-consuming desire for vengeance for a long, long while. And now that she's presumably taken over the Dornish throne, I'd expect her to be much too busy for any kind of relationship.

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29. Benjen Stark

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Tall — check. Dark — check. Handsome — check. Part White Walker — check. What more could you ask for? Sure, Benjen sometimes disappears for a few years at a time, but he seems well worth the wait.

28. Jaime Lannister

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Jaime is almost the whole package — literally and figuratively. Deep inside, he's a truly good person who wants to do the right and honorable thing, and, based off his relationship with Brienne, he definitely has a sweet and caring side. Plus, the haircut has done a world of wonders for his cheekbones. The only downside? He reeeally likes his sister, Cersei.

27. Theon Greyjoy

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Pre-Ramsay Theon was kind of a dick. Post-Ramsay Theon no longer has a dick. Still, at least he's finally put things in perspective and has a clear idea of what path he should take, and who doesn't like a man with a plan?

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26. The Sand Snakes

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The Sand Snakes are a feisty bunch, and it takes a certain kind of person to handle being in a relationship with any of them. I'd give them individual spots on this list, but they seem kinda like a package deal.

24. Jaqen H'ghar

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Jaqen seems like the kind of guy who constantly changes who he is in order to fit in with everyone else, ya know? That could definitely get frustrating, but the ~mysterious foreigner~ thing has its appeal. Plus, he could take out any of your enemies for you.

23. Melisandre

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There's no denying that Melisandre is super-hot, especially for a thousand-year-old lady. Plus, she has magical powers and will basically do whatever it takes to help you win if you're her Chosen One. But if you have kids, it's probably best to keep them away from her.

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21. Loras Tyrell

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Loras is quite the catch, if you're into pretty boys. However, he seems a bit high maintenance, and is also quite the flirt. You'll probably need to be a pretty easygoing person to deal with all that PLUS the fact that he's currently in jail.

20. Jorah Mormont

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TBH, Jorah seems a bit like the clingy type, but that also means that if he loves you, you'll have his unwavering, undying, sometimes suffocating loyalty. He's also got that DILF thing going on, which isn't bad.

19. Bran Stark

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These boots weren't made for warging, but that's just what Bran'll do. His constant jumping from animal to animal could get annoying after a while, but it's also a pretty cool party trick. Also, Bran can see the past! And the future! And may have accidentally caused King Aerys to go mad and been the catalyst for all of the events leading up to present-day Game of Thrones!

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18. The Hound/Sandor Clegane

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The Hound is the classic bad boy: On the surface he's scary and intimidating, but really he's just using that to hide the pain of his past and his heart of gold. All he's waiting for is the ~right lady~ to plumb his depths ;).

17. Varys

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Varys may not have hair like Gretchen Weiners, but that doesn't mean he isn't full of secrets. He'd know everything about everyone, which would make for fun conversations. However, he'd know everything about you, too, even the things you'd prefer to keep hidden.

15. Yara Greyjoy

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Ah, another queen on the rise. Yara is a capable leader, a loyal sister, and a huge proponent of tough love — she's going to need a woman who can keep up with her. She can be a bit of a flirt, but maybe she's just looking for the right person to sail into the sunset with.

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14. Daario Naharis

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Daario Naharis, aka the walking thirst trap. Like Bronn, he is something of a scallywag, except a tad more refined. Sure, he has a playboy past, but all he needs is a strong, powerful, queenly woman to keep him on his toes.

13. Davos Seaworth

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A sexy, rugged, sailor of a DILF — I mean, can we please take a moment for that swoony smolder? Plus, he's so unwaveringly loyal and is so, so sweet to Shireen — TOTAL baby daddy material.

12. Brienne of Tarth

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No one can rock a suit of armor like Brienne can. She'll stand by you no matter what, and will literally go to the ends of the earth for you. Plus, she sure knows how to wield a sword ;).

11. Grey Worm

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Grey Worm may be missing a lil worm of his own, but that hasn't put out the fire in his heart. Just look at the intensity in his eyes! The pure passion that's just radiating from them! Honestly, he could get you pregnant just by staring at you.

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10. Margaery Tyrell

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Margaery is smart, she's beautiful, and she's one of the less evil people in King's Landing — talk about a winning combination. She may be married to Tommen, but, let's be honest, how long is that going to last?

9. Samwell Tarly

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Sam is literally the sweetest, nicest, most caring person in Westeros, but that doesn't mean he's a total pushover — he killed a White Walker, you know. It doesn't hurt that his family is loaded, too. Unfortunately, his dad is a grade-A douche, but thankfully his mom and sister are pretty nice.

8. Gilly

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Gilly is the literal definition of a woman who can do both: She looks great in wildling rags AND fancy Westerosi clothes. But, most importantly, she's an independent woman who don't need no man's opinion on what she wears.

7. Hodor

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Hodor may only be able to say one word, but romance is a universal language. He's just the sweetest, gentlest hunk o' love you'll ever meet. Plus, Hodor is a real gentleman: He'll always hold the door for you.

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6. Tormund Giantsbane

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YOU JUST KNOW by looking at Tormund that he's gonna be absolutely wild(ling) in bed. He may have that woodsy, lumbersexual thing going on, but I just get the feeling that deep down he's actually a giant, gingery teddy bear.

5. Missandei

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Hullo, who doesn't want to date someone who can speak nineteen different languages? I mean, you can basically travel anywhere you want without any worries. And, as an added bonus, Missandei looks great in crop tops, which are all the rage these days.

3. Jon Snow

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Nobody broods better than Jon Snow. Or looks better lying dead and naked on a table. Or wearing a furry bear cape. Jon may have, like, a million problems of his own, but he'll always let you come first, if ya know what I mean.

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2. Daenerys Targaryen

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Dany Targaryen: Queen of Meereen, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Mother of Dragons, Breaker of Chains, Protector of the Realm, etc, etc. She's the HBIC and definitely not someone you want to fuck around with, because she will literally burn you to death with her fire-breathing dragon babies. That being said, I'm sure once you get to know her, you'll find out she has a great personality.

1. Tyrion Lannister

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Tyrion is funny, and funny men are pretty difficult to come by. He's also smart (probably the smartest person in Westeros), a natural diplomat, and he pretty much single-handedly saved King's Landing in the Battle of Blackwater. As awesome as Dany is, Tyrion is the one who really deserves to sit on the Iron Throne, and who doesn't love a man in charge?

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