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1. Combine with vodka in a mason jar
2. Tie dye Grandma's linen napkins
3. Put some balls on the table
4. Venerate your ancestors
5. Feed the birds
6. Play quarters without the quarters. Aim for the crystal.
7. Feed them to a live chicken while your family eats turkey. (Murderers!)
8. Regale everyone present with a detailed treatment plan for curing yeast infections naturally.
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