2. Green Bay Packers
Aaron Rodgers is more than just the cutie in the State Farm commercials, he is the Packers’ QB. While he’s definitely MVP material, he is facing a tough San Francisco 49ers defense this Sunday. Tell your date you hope Rodgers can get the passes off to Cobb and Jones, and he just might propose then and there.
3. Dallas Cowboys
Yes, the cheerleaders are world renowned, but you should know the Cowboys just picked up free-agent guard Brian Waters for a one-year $3 million dollar deal. Ask him if he thinks this will help Romo down the line or if Romo will end up on his behind. Unless you don’t want him thinking about behinds on the first date.
4. Tim Tebow
He’s big and beefy, but ladies, he’s unemployed! Cut by the Pats, dumped by the Jets, and hung out to dry by the Broncos… Where will he go? Will this free agent explore an indoor team, take his “talent” to Canada or hang up the cleats for the preacher’s pulpit? And if you’re really ambitious, you’ll strike a Tebow pose right there in the bar.
5. Rob Gronkowski
As in the New England Patriots tight end NOT up on a first-degree murder charge. While Gronk is big and bad, he had a back procedure in June, a broken arm last year and nasty staph infection to boot. Is he is on the road to recovery or will Brady have to rely more heavily on his running backs? And ladies, try not to get distracted thinking about Brady. You’re on a date for goodness sake!
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