11. Why did I write about it?
Because I want your well wishes, because I was bored, because I feel like shit, but more importantly: where else does one go for fun?
14. Also: REASONS WHY THIS POST SHOULD BE PROMOTED:
1. Because I’m sick, and laughter is the best medicine (and happiness comes from being promoted on BuzzFeed, or something, I guess).
2. Because I just made a website!! YAY! I want everyone to go see it!! Why? Because I’m that desperate. ( awnnp.webs.com )
3. Because it is the worst mood booster ever.
4. Because the more people tell me to get well, the faster I will get well (proven by science! .. I think …)
5. I need love too!
(Also, this isn’t a desperate attempt to get a promotion, OK, so stop whatever it is your thinking bub.)
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