Have flirting down to a tee.
It's all in the eyebrows.
That's all it is.
Showcase your best features.
And stick it to the man.
First impressions are everything.
Make sure your dance moves impress.
Always look fresh.
Have a catchphrase.
And a sexy nickname.
Mix in a bit of a moodiness.
Get a tattoo, preferably of a flaming skull.
Remember that even your mom can't deny how awesome you are.
Take a moment to bask in your own glory.
And now you're ready to take the world my storm.
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