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Which Of Taylor Swift's Jilted Lovers Are You?

If Taylor Swift has not already dated you, given her track record, she's probably dated someone who is a lot like you. Take this quiz to discover which of Taylor's exes you most relate to.

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  1. 1. Which of the following would an ex use to describe you?

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    Cool and self-deprecating.
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    Outgoing and funny.
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    Pensive and mature.
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    Uncomplicated and easygoing.
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    Confused and difficult.
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    Dopey and cheerful.
  2. 2. What do you like to do in your free time?

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    Practice your choreography and get your hair looking exactly right.
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    Update your Twitter.
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    Struggle with your sexual identity and fight inner demons.
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    Color with crayons.
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    Star in short films and music videos for independent bands from Brooklyn.
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    Pretend to be 13 years younger than you actually are.
  3. 3. Where would you most like to live?

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    A quaint little village by the sea.
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    Apartments in L.A. and NYC.
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    Greenpoint, Brooklyn.
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    In a moon-base or, like, a really cool castle with a moat.
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    With your siblings.
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    The beautiful, snowcapped mountains of British Columbia, Canada.
  4. 4. What achievement have you always dreamed of?

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    Winning an even 10 Grammy awards.
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    Getting out from under your brothers' shadows.
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    Being strong enough to take on Hulk Hogan.
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    Being earnestly referred to as an artist.
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    Retiring in the next five years.
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    Winning an even 10 Teen Choice Awards.
  5. 5. What do you find most appealing about Taylor Swift?

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    Her virginal, uncorrupted nature.
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    She looks good next to you at parties.
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    She REAL purdy.
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    Love is complex, and sometimes someone who seems vapid can actually be really deep.
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    I'm in it for the green card.
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    My agent told me that the PR people said it'd be good for magazine sales.
  6. 6. What do you think about when you're looking at a beautiful sunset?

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    "I should write a smooth, acoustic song about how much this sunset reminds me of a girl I dated once."
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    Look on in jealousy that something could be so beautiful and natural.
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    "I wish I were playing Nintendo."
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    "Pssht. Seen it."
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    "I can't believe there have been almost 11,000 of these in my lifetime."
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    "Man, I hope that paparazzi is around. I bet I look really introspective right now."
  7. 7. What are you like at parties?

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    I hit on everything that moves.
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    I'm quiet, usually wishing I were somewhere else.
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    I'm SO good at beer pong. Take me on, bro. I'll kick your ass.
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    I find the oldest person in the room and just sit and, like, learn from them.
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    The kids today with their dubstep. THE MUSIC IS ALWAYS SO LOUD. Why are there so many swears?
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    Rich. I get paid $150,000 for each appearance.
  8. 8. Where do you like to go for a first date?

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    I've got two tickets to Pound-Town!
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    Church.
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    The Libarry. (Too seem smart.)
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    Is it a first Thursday? I'd take them to a subdued art opening.
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    I heard Salman Rushdie is reading from his memoirs.
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    Two tickets to Paris. Alert the paparazzi.
  9. 9. What's your favorite food?

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    Don't care, as long as I can eat it off of you.
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    Communion wafers.
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    Chicken McNuggets.
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    Vegan soy protein with leaf paste.
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    Poutine.
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    A goose fois gras emulsified foam.
  10. 10. Where's the craziest place you've ever made whoopie (fornicated)?

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    A dumpster.
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    I haven't. Waiting until I'm married.
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    In Stinky Dave's basement.
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    In a yurt.
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    In Canada.
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    Aboard my private jet. In front of the queen.
 
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