Which Of Taylor Swift’s Jilted Lovers Are You?

If Taylor Swift has not already dated you, given her track record, she’s probably dated someone who is a lot like you. Take this quiz to discover which of Taylor’s exes you most relate to.

  1. 1. Which of the following would an ex use to describe you?
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    1. Cool and self-deprecating.
    2. Outgoing and funny.
    3. Pensive and mature.
    4. Uncomplicated and easygoing.
    5. Confused and difficult.
    6. Dopey and cheerful.
  2. 2. What do you like to do in your free time?
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    1. Practice your choreography and get your hair looking exactly right.
    2. Update your Twitter.
    3. Struggle with your sexual identity and fight inner demons.
    4. Color with crayons.
    5. Star in short films and music videos for independent bands from Brooklyn.
    6. Pretend to be 13 years younger than you actually are.
  3. 3. Where would you most like to live?
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    1. A quaint little village by the sea.
    2. Apartments in L.A. and NYC.
    3. Greenpoint, Brooklyn.
    4. In a moon-base or, like, a really cool castle with a moat.
    5. With your siblings.
    6. The beautiful, snowcapped mountains of British Columbia, Canada.
  4. 4. What achievement have you always dreamed of?
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    1. Winning an even 10 Grammy awards.
    2. Getting out from under your brothers’ shadows.
    3. Being strong enough to take on Hulk Hogan.
    4. Being earnestly referred to as an artist.
    5. Retiring in the next five years.
    6. Winning an even 10 Teen Choice Awards.
  5. 5. What do you find most appealing about Taylor Swift?
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    1. Her virginal, uncorrupted nature.
    2. She looks good next to you at parties.
    3. She REAL purdy.
    4. Love is complex, and sometimes someone who seems vapid can actually be really deep.
    5. I’m in it for the green card.
    6. My agent told me that the PR people said it’d be good for magazine sales.
  6. 6. What do you think about when you're looking at a beautiful sunset?
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    1. “I should write a smooth, acoustic song about how much this sunset reminds me of a girl I dated once.”
    2. Look on in jealousy that something could be so beautiful and natural.
    3. “I wish I were playing Nintendo.”
    4. “Pssht. Seen it.”
    5. “I can’t believe there have been almost 11,000 of these in my lifetime.”
    6. “Man, I hope that paparazzi is around. I bet I look really introspective right now.”
  7. 7. What are you like at parties?
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    1. I hit on everything that moves.
    2. I’m quiet, usually wishing I were somewhere else.
    3. I’m SO good at beer pong. Take me on, bro. I’ll kick your ass.
    4. I find the oldest person in the room and just sit and, like, learn from them.
    5. The kids today with their dubstep. THE MUSIC IS ALWAYS SO LOUD. Why are there so many swears?
    6. Rich. I get paid $150,000 for each appearance.
  8. 8. Where do you like to go for a first date?
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    1. I’ve got two tickets to Pound-Town!
    2. Church.
    3. The Libarry. (Too seem smart.)
    4. Is it a first Thursday? I’d take them to a subdued art opening.
    5. I heard Salman Rushdie is reading from his memoirs.
    6. Two tickets to Paris. Alert the paparazzi.
  9. 9. What's your favorite food?
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    1. Don’t care, as long as I can eat it off of you.
    2. Communion wafers.
    3. Chicken McNuggets.
    4. Vegan soy protein with leaf paste.
    5. Poutine.
    6. A goose fois gras emulsified foam.
  10. 10. Where's the craziest place you've ever made whoopie (fornicated)?
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    1. A dumpster.
    2. I haven’t. Waiting until I’m married.
    3. In Stinky Dave’s basement.
    4. In a yurt.
    5. In Canada.
    6. Aboard my private jet. In front of the queen.

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