1.
What idiot called it incest instead of pumpkin?
2.
Why isn't a fleet of helicopters just called hellacopters.
3.
Why is it called a 'dad-bod' and not a 'father-figure'?
4.
I'd love to get in touch with Emilio Esteves. Does anyone have his emailio addressteves?
5.
Who called it an allergy attack and not a sneezure?
6.
Why do we call it "hiring a hitman" and not "ordering takeout"
7.
"What should we call this thing in the ocean that is land?" How about island? "Seems too obvious" What if we pronounced it weird "Perfect"
8.
what idiot called him alexander graham bell instead of the lord of the rings
9.
Why are they called territorial disputes and not ground beef
10.
what idiot named them jet skis instead of boatercycles
11.
who called it car repair instead of autocorrect
12.
What idiot called it a vet instead of a dogtor.
13.
What should we call this giant advertising board? PHIL: A philboard BILL: I have a better idea
14.
Pick up artists and garbage men should switch names.
15.
Who called it friends with benefits and not homiesexual
16.
Who called it a baby sonogram and not a womb with a view?
17.
Why is it called a Breathalyzer and not a Litness Test?
18.
What idiot called it Popemobile instead of Miracle Whip
19.
What idiot called it "insomnia" and not "resisting a rest"?
20.
Who called it your foot falling asleep and not coma toes?
21.
What idiot named him Spider-Man instead of Peter Parkour?