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21 Very Good Puns That We Should All Just Start Using

What idiot came up with all these names?

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What idiot called it incest instead of pumpkin?

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Why isn't a fleet of helicopters just called hellacopters.

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Why is it called a 'dad-bod' and not a 'father-figure'?

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I'd love to get in touch with Emilio Esteves. Does anyone have his emailio addressteves?

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Who called it an allergy attack and not a sneezure?

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Why do we call it "hiring a hitman" and not "ordering takeout"

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"What should we call this thing in the ocean that is land?" How about island? "Seems too obvious" What if we pronounced it weird "Perfect"

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what idiot called him alexander graham bell instead of the lord of the rings

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Why are they called territorial disputes and not ground beef

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what idiot named them jet skis instead of boatercycles

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who called it car repair instead of autocorrect

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What idiot called it a vet instead of a dogtor.

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What should we call this giant advertising board? PHIL: A philboard BILL: I have a better idea

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14.

Pick up artists and garbage men should switch names.

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Who called it friends with benefits and not homiesexual

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Who called it a baby sonogram and not a womb with a view?

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Why is it called a Breathalyzer and not a Litness Test?

18.

What idiot called it Popemobile instead of Miracle Whip

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What idiot called it "insomnia" and not "resisting a rest"?

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Who called it your foot falling asleep and not coma toes?

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What idiot named him Spider-Man instead of Peter Parkour?

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