Buzz·Posted on Jan 2, 201618 Hilarious Tweets About Going VeganHow do you spot the vegan? Don't worry, they'll tweet about it.by by Tanner GreenringBuzzFeed Staff, by Jack ShepherdBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. george w kush @yungshoelace *someone starts having a heart attack* person: is anyone here a doctor?? vegan: im a vegan 03:16 PM - 20 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Dean Burnett @garwboy Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Give a vegan a fish and you'll never hear the end of it. 10:32 PM - 06 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. santachovies @Sanchovies When you're a vegan and haven't told anyone in 8 minutes 07:59 PM - 12 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Dillon Francis @DILLONFRANCIS Becoming a vegan because I hate animals and they don't deserve to touch my lips 09:39 PM - 09 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. ruined christmas @ruinedpicnic vegan: I'm a vegan me: typical vegan vegan: but you just asked me me: I know but I left that part out of the tweet vegan: my name isnt vegan 01:51 AM - 30 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Orange shirt guy @awkwardphilippe Reporter: How do you feel about all this? Man in windshield: I just wanted to say I'm vegan. 08:30 PM - 15 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Reverend Scott @Reverend_Scott [aliens dissecting me] "Can u tell I'm a vegan?" 03:58 PM - 30 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Bucky Isotope @BuckyIsotope MINISTER: Do you take this man to be your husband? BRIDE: I do MINISTER: Do you take this woman to be your wife? VEGAN GROOM: I’m a vegan 06:55 PM - 07 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. MisoSilly @SeiYoung83 [getting stabbed] "I'm a vegan" 04:54 PM - 06 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Steve Dutzy @SteveDutzy [RUNS THRU AIRPORT TO STOP GIRL FROM GETTING ON PLANE] Me: Wait, I have to tell you something! Her: Oh wow! I knew you lov- Me: I'M VEGAN 09:48 PM - 07 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. petal @mitchwelling me: made vegan tacos everyone: VEGANS NEVER SHUT U P ABOUT BEING VEGAN me: made tacos everyone: ARENT U VEGAN? ARE THEY VEGAN? THEY DONT LOO 02:35 AM - 15 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Jon Compliant @Colak Is there a separate vegan Santa who gets about on a segway or something instead of enslaving reindeers? 02:56 PM - 14 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom netflix & did u know im a vegan 05:10 AM - 14 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Daniel Kibblesmith ⚔ @kibblesmith Honey if you don't let the doctor install this vegan placenta our baby will be born a murderer is that what you want 09:36 PM - 12 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. braden graeber @hipstermermaid Deck the halls with boughs of holly, Fa la la la la actually, I'm a vegan 01:50 AM - 14 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. sassycat @sassycxt ur a vegan but u dont have kale flavored chapstick? fake 09:24 PM - 12 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Mary Ⓥ @heymaryx As a vegan my favorite past times include eating twigs and leaves, rolling around in dirt instead of showering & performing human sacrifices 11:43 PM - 10 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. laur ⚰ @yeatss_ me: eats 20 tubs of hummus and 14 tubes of Pringles me: it's ok it's healthy it's vegan 10:22 PM - 09 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite