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18 Hilarious Tweets About Going Vegan

How do you spot the vegan? Don't worry, they'll tweet about it.

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*someone starts having a heart attack* person: is anyone here a doctor?? vegan: im a vegan

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Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Give a vegan a fish and you'll never hear the end of it.

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When you're a vegan and haven't told anyone in 8 minutes

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Becoming a vegan because I hate animals and they don't deserve to touch my lips

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vegan: I'm a vegan me: typical vegan vegan: but you just asked me me: I know but I left that part out of the tweet vegan: my name isnt vegan

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Reporter: How do you feel about all this? Man in windshield: I just wanted to say I'm vegan.

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[aliens dissecting me] "Can u tell I'm a vegan?"

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MINISTER: Do you take this man to be your husband? BRIDE: I do MINISTER: Do you take this woman to be your wife? VEGAN GROOM: I’m a vegan

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[RUNS THRU AIRPORT TO STOP GIRL FROM GETTING ON PLANE] Me: Wait, I have to tell you something! Her: Oh wow! I knew you lov- Me: I'M VEGAN

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me: made vegan tacos everyone: VEGANS NEVER SHUT U P ABOUT BEING VEGAN me: made tacos everyone: ARENT U VEGAN? ARE THEY VEGAN? THEY DONT LOO

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Is there a separate vegan Santa who gets about on a segway or something instead of enslaving reindeers?

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Honey if you don't let the doctor install this vegan placenta our baby will be born a murderer is that what you want

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Deck the halls with boughs of holly, Fa la la la la actually, I'm a vegan

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ur a vegan but u dont have kale flavored chapstick? fake

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As a vegan my favorite past times include eating twigs and leaves, rolling around in dirt instead of showering & performing human sacrifices

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me: eats 20 tubs of hummus and 14 tubes of Pringles me: it's ok it's healthy it's vegan

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