1. The time he reminded us to be a little less normative:
2. The time he found new revenue streams for Chunky Cheese:
3. The time he managed to get meatballs, asteroids, and politics into the same comment:
4. The time he put those lazy robots in their place:
5. The time we caught up with his grandson:
6. The time he recommended eating the whole potato – shell and all:
7. The time he asked for a moment of silence for our fallen donuts:
8. The time he called an orangutan a MILF:
9. The time he had a lot of questions about his peanut sauce:
10. The time he ran the people on Jimmy Dean's social media team through the gauntlet:
11. The time he was worried his group was too small:
12. The time he honored the warriors of Terra Cotta:
13. The time he single-handedly eliminated child pornography:
14. The time he made himself a little pasta:
15. The time he had a few grammer tips to:
16. The time he blew his own mind:
17. The time he solved poverty:
18. The time he put chicken homophobes in their place:
19. The time he stood up for the working man:
20. The time he wanted to share his son's success story with the world:
21. The time he met VHS star, Harrison Ford:
22. The time we all celebrated a daring rescue attempt together:
23. The time his deep knowledge about testicles helped him spot a fake:
24. The time he channeled Robin Hood, but in reverse:
25. The time he got out from under Big Bacon's thumb:
26. The time he did all of Jimmy Dean's marketing for him:
27. The time he mixed up g-chat and the Yahoo News comment section. Easy mistake to make:
