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32 Anti-jokes You’ll Laugh At Despite Yourself

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1. Anti-jokes? Here are some of my favorite ones:

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2. if you liked that, I know something that will really make you smile…

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3. Why did the dyslexic man walk into a bra?

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4. How does a white man treat a cold?

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5. Knock knock. Who’s there?

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6. If pro is the opposite of con, then what's the opposite of progress?

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7. Why wasn’t the gay football player allowed to play in the Super Bowl?

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8. How did the hipster burn his lip?

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9. What do you call a fly with no wings?

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10. What did Woody say to Buzz?

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11. This basically sums up the 90s…

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12. Why can't you trust Skrillex to carry a fish?

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13. A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks.

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14. What is red and bad for your teeth?

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15. What’s a word that starts with “f” and ends with “uck”?

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16. What’s red and smells like blue paint?

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17. What do you call a black priest?

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18. I like my coffee like I like my women...

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19. What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you?

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20. What’s the saddest part about four black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac?

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21. Genocide is worse.

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22. What’s brown and sticky?

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23. Why do Mexicans eat tamales on Christmas?

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24. Every 60 seconds in Africa…

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25. Why couldn't the boy with no arms ride the swing?

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26. Why didn’t the lawyer wear a wristwatch?

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27. What’s red, orange, green, blue, pink, and purple?

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28. I have glasses but cannot see. I have feet but cannot walk. What am I?

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29. Why can't Stephen Hawking dance?

30. Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says “I’ll take a glass of H2O.” The second says “I’ll take a glass of H2O too.”

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31. Why can't Hellen Keller drive a car?

32. What do you call a dog with steel balls and no back legs?

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