Buzz·Posted on Oct 1, 201432 Anti-jokes You’ll Laugh At Despite YourselfWhy was 6 afraid of 7? Numbers are abstract symbols. They’re not capable of feeling emotions.by Tanner GreenringBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Anti-jokes? Here are some of my favorite ones: Tap to reveal Click to reveal 2. if you liked that, I know something that will really make you smile… Tap to reveal Click to reveal 3. Why did the dyslexic man walk into a bra? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 4. How does a white man treat a cold? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 5. Knock knock. Who’s there? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 6. If pro is the opposite of con, then what's the opposite of progress? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 7. Why wasn’t the gay football player allowed to play in the Super Bowl? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 8. How did the hipster burn his lip? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 9. What do you call a fly with no wings? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 10. What did Woody say to Buzz? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 11. This basically sums up the 90s… Tap to reveal Click to reveal 12. Why can't you trust Skrillex to carry a fish? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 13. A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Tap to reveal Click to reveal 14. What is red and bad for your teeth? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 15. What’s a word that starts with “f” and ends with “uck”? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 16. What’s red and smells like blue paint? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 17. What do you call a black priest? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 18. I like my coffee like I like my women... Tap to reveal Click to reveal 19. What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 20. What’s the saddest part about four black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 21. Genocide is worse. Tap to reveal Click to reveal 22. What’s brown and sticky? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 23. Why do Mexicans eat tamales on Christmas? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 24. Every 60 seconds in Africa… Tap to reveal Click to reveal 25. Why couldn't the boy with no arms ride the swing? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 26. Why didn’t the lawyer wear a wristwatch? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 27. What’s red, orange, green, blue, pink, and purple? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 28. I have glasses but cannot see. I have feet but cannot walk. What am I? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 29. Why can't Stephen Hawking dance? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 30. Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says “I’ll take a glass of H2O.” The second says “I’ll take a glass of H2O too.” Tap to reveal Click to reveal 31. Why can't Hellen Keller drive a car? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 32. What do you call a dog with steel balls and no back legs? Tap to reveal Click to reveal Anti-jokes via the anti-joke chicken… knowyourmeme.com And reddit! reddit.com
