There Is A Parasite That Eats Tongues And Replaces Them With Terrifying Monsters
The cutest abhorrent monstrosity you'll ever see!
Meet the Cymothoa exigua.
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Some people call them tongue-eating louses, but that feels a little pejorative to me.
These lil' cuties belong to a family of creatures called parasitic crustaceans:
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They're actually related to these guys, who you've maybe seen before:
(This cat has.)
(They're called isopods, btw, and I guess they're pretty into Doritos?)
Kinda adorable, in a weird way, right?
The Cymothoa exigua has sort of an interesting existence.
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You see, they crawl in through a fish's gills...
...work their way to the fish's mouth...
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...EAT THE FISH'S TONGUE OUT OF ITS MOUTH...
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...ATTACH THEMSELVES TO THE TINY NUB LEFT OVER...
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...AND BECOME THE FISH'S NEW TONGUE!
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THESE LITTLE DARLINGS ARE ALL TERRIFYING LITTLE TONGUE-BECOMERS!
Don't worry, though, they're not harmful to humans... YET!
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Except, they apparently can bite, so be careful if you ever see one.
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Which you may, because they do sometimes show up in the mouths of fish at supermarkets.
SWNS
Anyways, now you know they're a thing! Also, you're probably pretty aware of how your tongue feels in your mouth now, right? Neat!
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