Christmas Time Is Here
Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas
This one is especially depressing when you know about the original lyrics.
That Was The Worst Christmas Ever
This one seems uptempo, but it’s about being dumped and making your ex jealous on Christmas. Plus, it’s got a closeted homosexual living a lie, so that counts.
Hard Candy Christmas
A Christmas song written from the perspective of lonely prostitutes. This one was manufactured to be one of the most depressing songs of the season.
The Christmas Shoes
A Christmas song from a one-hit wonder band called NEWSONG. It’s surprising that their career of performing schmaltzy, deeply upsetting Christmas songs didn’t really take off.
Please Daddy (Don’t Get Drunk this Christmas)
If We Make It Through December
Country musicians lead incredibly melancholy lives.
- BuzzFeed News reports on an inside look at the trial of a NY doctor facing a manslaughter charge after his patient died following an abortion.
- Chancellor Angela Merkel of Germany has for the first time said that she backs proposals for a partial ban on burqas.
- The Supreme Court threw out a $399 million judgment against Samsung over the iPhone's design.
- Grammy nominations are out. Beyoncé has earned 9, including Album of the Year. Drake, Rihanna, and Kanye West each got 8 nods 💿🎶
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