That doesn't mean what you think it means, Mom.
Great, now Mom thinks you're a jerk.
Mom's memory is starting to go.
Someone call the burn unit.
Sounds like Dad had a great time.
Mom and Dad are proud...of your travel plans.
You know...grape jelly...for sex.
The charmingly adolescent euphemism balances out the grossness of this one.
I guess I kinda see it?
Totally uncalled for, but still a pretty great burn.
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