1.
Finding a bed you can stretch out on:
2.
Hearing people at a party:
3.
Not standing out in a crowd:
4.
Seeing out a plane window:
5.
Or just finding a seat on a plane you can fit in:
8.
Hitting the right buttons on these:
9.
Putting your legs under tables:
10.
Being able to tell when a light turns green:
11.
Seeing yourself in a mirror:
12.
Walking down a sidewalk:
13.
Being in a group photo without crouching or being cropped out:
14.
Sitting comfortably through a sporting event:
15.
Drinking from a water fountain without making an ass of yourself:
16.
Doing pretty much anything without making an ass of yourself:
17.
Making it through an entire visit to the grocery store without being made to help someone reach something:
18.
Sitting through a presentation without being a nuisance:
19.
Sitting through a presentation without bruising:
20.
Wearing dresses that fit:
21.
Wearing dress shirts that fit:
22.
Fitting a weekend’s worth of clothing into a weekend bag:
23.
And just making it through the day without a minor concussion: