1. First and foremost, Mario is single.
2. He's got SEVERAL steady, well-paying jobs.
3. He's pretty handy around the house.
4. He's a celebrated athlete in several different sports.
5. He's in worryingly good shape.
6. In fact, he's medaled in multiple sports at the Olympics.
7. Despite all that, he's still a bad boy.
8. He's capable of profound, personal growth.
9. He's multi-lingual.
10. He's a killer on the dance floor.
11. He comes from wealth and class.
His brother owns his own mansion! It's a bit of a fixer-upper, but still... property owner.
12. And Mario isn't doing too bad for himself either.
13. He's great with animals.
14. He is rigorously fair-minded and judicious.
15. He's into Haute Couture...
16. ...and will even buy you the latest in fur fashion.
17. Mario is a Renaissance man. He's a gifted musician...
18. ...a talented artist...
19. ...an accomplished stage actor...
20. ...and he also made the rare, successful transition from TV to film.
I'm seeing a future EGOT winner.