1. This one-room studio nightmare that someone actually pays $1,500 to live in:
2. The time a bookstore accidentally summed up all of Williamsburg:
3. The very prolific tagger "Kale Chips" who terrorizes the city:
4. The Brooklynites who would rather buy a new wheel than let the cops win this one:
Only in Brooklyn New York folks @davidwebbshow @Sal_LaBarbera @PhillipLaird
5. The time this was a pretty normal thing to see going down the street:
6. And that this is a reasonable thing to see on Craigslist:
7. The time someone actually tried to market this abomination:
Too far Brooklyn people
8. This artisanal cat manicurist who takes all the guesswork out of feline nail care:
9. The time people willingly climbed into a dumpster to eat dinner together:
10. The time they tried to convince you that this was a thing:
11. The time someone locked up what is presumably their most valuable possession:
I'm dying RT @Got_Key: I'm angry RT @ShowTimeRick: LMAO RT @Got_Key: Only in Brooklyn smh
12. The fact that you can't even get dinner without accidentally appearing in a low-budget documentary:
13. The time they insisted that a 2-year-old needs to take Zumba lessons:
14. The time they honored their most notable citizen by naming a street after him:
15. When this place that I REALLY hope ends up being a joke moved into town:
I love living in #parkslope Brooklyn. Saw this on an empty storefront this AM. #slopelandia #itsajokeIthink
16. This one as well:
Ugh. Brooklyn. NO.
17. The time someone covered a flier for an "experimental opera-cirque meets Occupy Wall St." with a flier for hobby taxidermy:
18. The lengths this laundromat goes to in order to win over its Park Slope clientele:
19. The conscientious knitters keeping Brooklyn's trees toasty warm through the winter:
20. The time someone couldn't even get through a simple folk opera without being interrupted:
21. And ALL OF THE MANY TIMES that made this blog both possible and necessary:
