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22 Perfect Responses For When Random Douchebags Message You

They say the best way to deal with a creep is to just ignore them. Sending them an abnormally large number of pictures of Michael Cera seems to work too though.

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1. Give 'em the old "Aaron Carter."

2. Demand honesty.

3. Take a strong stand against the enemies of freedom.

4. Ask them to add a dolphin.

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5. Give them what they want. Sort of.

6. Ask what they were hoping would happen.

But don't be surprised when they give you a frank answer.
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But don't be surprised when they give you a frank answer.

7. Never stop sending them this picture.

8. Make them explain themselves.

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9. Be clear about exactly what you're looking for.

10. Give them even more than they asked for.

Come on. He plays hockey.
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Come on. He plays hockey.

11. Have Simon Cowell deliver the bad news for you.

12. Give them a little smile.

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13. Discuss dinner plans.

14. See if they'll buy you a boat.

15. Try to figure out EXACTLY how many horns they have.

16. Send some tastefully lit photos.

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17. Tell on them. Preferably to their mom.

18. Return the favor.

19. Use the universal language of love: Steve Urkel pictures.

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20. Play hard to get.

21. Let your phone's predictive text feature reply for you.

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22. If all else fails, string them along with Smashmouth lyrics.

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