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If NFL Teams Were British

First things first, we'd need to change the name of the sport to something more appropriate. I might suggest "Jolly Old Hand Egg Toss-and-Catchy."

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1. Those In Her Majesty's Service

2. Beaky Bastards

3. Brooksfieldshire Billygoats

4. Ye Old Brown Elf

5. Buckingham Buccaneers

6. Buggery Bandits

7. Cheeky Chaps

8. Crimson Flighty Birds

9. Clumsy Concordes

10. Dandy Fish

11. Dazzling Lightybulbs

12. Fancy Flyers

13. Frigid Tosspots

14. Gormless Gallopers

15. Ye Greasy Arses

16. Hilly Billies

17. Jolly Good Biters

18. Those Dastardly Nugget Nabbers

19. Pontificating Poochies

20. Posh Pussies

21. Quality Marching Fellows

22. Prancy Horsies

23. Rather Large Men

24. Delightful Chums we had a tendency to oppress

25. Silly Pussies

26. Swoopy Little Blighters

27. Stonking Tweety Birds

28. Striper Wotsits

29. Tea Times

30. The Loo

31. Uncouth Norsemen

32. Whiskery GrowlyCats

33. Williamson Williamchester Williams III

34. Yankee Tossers