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The 32 Funniest Text Messages Of All Time

Three times you should never send a text: when you're high, when you're lonely, and when you're Grandma.

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1. The time Emily switched "hi" to "nugget." Not nugget. Nugget:

2. When Dad met his end at the hands of Moth:

3. This girl who has one thing on her mind. (Cereal.)

4. This wrong number who can't wrap their heads around cheap green beans:


5. When autocorrect says exactly what you're thinking:

6. This classic prank from Mom:

7. The perfect response to a wrong number text:

8. When Makenzie's mom really needed a fix:


9. When Grandma went into panic mode and just started listing states:

10. Actually, that seems to happen a lot with Grandma:

11. When Sierra WAS being serious (about Oreo cereal):

12. When this guy wouldn't stop sending pictures of his "cat":


13. Being too high to text:

14. When Mom forgot how to google:

15. Drunk Jess's kind gesture:

16. Dad's obsession with lightly fried fish fillets:


17. Liz, The Lizard King:

18. When Nana tried her best to stay relevant:

19. This guy's dirty dish fetish:

20. Strangers who don't appreciate huge cantaloupes:


21. The most conscientious stoner of all time:

22. When Grandma finally lost it and went full Bog:

23. This kid who went for it, and fell WAY short:

24. This smooth operator:


25. When Dad wouldn't stop talking about his epic penis:

26. This sext that's too hot for words:

27. When Mom took her kids on this emotional roller coaster:

28. This reminder to double-check the number BEFORE hitting send:


29. This mom spotting one of the rarest sights in the world:

30. Nyoom nyoom nugget nyoom:

31. Maria and Dog's thrilling dialogue:

32. And of course, the classic Cera: