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That's just in poor taste, Ebert and Roeper:
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Love that they left Matthew Broderick on there, and just made him way smaller:
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More like Game of THORS! Am I right?
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The review on the back is right, the first "Loin King" was WAY better:
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One-eyed man Nick Fairui, leader of the Global Safety Shield Board (SHIELD) saves the world with United States of America Captain:
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In the cinema, you will not want to sit behind him:
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Reluctant hero has no shoes!
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They're not even scathing reviews, they're apathetic. That's somehow much worse:
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This sounds WAY more watchable than the original:
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Makes me wonder what movie they could have possibly gotten that description from:
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Can you imagine how much better this would have made the prequels?
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Star Wars, the scathing documentary about copyright infringement, definitely made me afraid to go in the water:
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If the pictures were not there, I'd have a tough time telling you what this was a bootleg of:
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Christopher Null's quote really sells this movie for me:
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Whoa, I know it was great, but I didn't realize that "Bean" was nominated for NINE academy awards:
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It's been a while since I've seen "Star Wars," but this doesn't seem right:
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This is actually really helpful. I wish all DVDs had brutally honest reviews on the box:
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The blurb from "Harry Potter and the Paparazzi's Peril":
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He wants to take control of ALL the natural resources of the terrestrial sphere?
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Can't tell if this is a bootleg DVD, or a bootleg cereal brand. Could go either way:
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All the vowel keys on this guy's keyboard stopped working, except for the "o" key:
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"Guys... Where are we?"
