1. They can't handle themselves in public.
2. Their motor control is really terrible.
3. They get confused easily.
4. They shouldn't be trusted behind the wheel of a car.
5. They don't make any damn sense.
6. They spill their drinks everywhere.
7. They're really into "Drunken Love."
8. It takes very little to make them laugh uncontrollably.
9. They tend to get really jealous.
10. They're excited to sing along when their jam comes on, but not great at nailing the lyrics.
11. They're inexplicably good at dancing.
12. They're prone to irrational bouts of rage.
13. They've got no inhibitions, so they're always talking about penises.
14. They have absolutely no sense of shame.
15. They get a little too excited about food.
16. They're incoherent.
17. They're totally uncoordinated.
18. They tend to do stupid things.
When you get home drunk af