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23 People With Better Names Than Yours

Your name might be cool, but it'll never be as cool as Dyl Pickle, Jed I. Knight, or Dick Thrasher.

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1. Some people, like Lord Brain, have the perfect career, given their name:

2. Like Dyl Pickle here, who works at a Burger King:

3. Sue Yoo, who works as a lawyer:

4. This one is probably an error, but Matthew Correspondent is a great name for a news correspondent:

5. And, of course, there's District 68's Assembly Representative candidate, Rich White (Republican):

6. Dr. Rollo-Koster, on the other hand, missed her calling. She should get into the amusement park business:

7. Chris P. Bacon should obviously be a chef:

8. And Mr. Perv should be doing anything but teaching children:

9. It's got to be tough being a high school teacher with a name like Mr. Sackrider:

10. The only thing worse is an elementary school teacher named Mr. Butt:

Ha ha. Mr. Butt.
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Ha ha. Mr. Butt.

11. You've got to admire parents who come up with names like this:

12. Tahra Dactyl is probably going to turn out just fine. It must be awesome being named after a dinosaur:

13. Oops. Never mind:

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14. Interesting name! Is it Polish?

15. The weirdest part is that he's actually Jewish:

16. Classic!

17. Yeah she does:

18. One thing is for sure. Let's all agree...

19. ...to stop...

20. ...naming our kids...

21. ...after male...

22. ...genitalia!

23. (Except you, Dick Thrasher. You're cool.)

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