1. It's November, which means it's that time of year...
2. Halloween is over. It's time to focus on the next big holiday...
3. Throw out those pumpkins...
4. ...and dust off that old holiday playlist...
5. 'Cause 'tis the season, bitches...
6. Some people will try to convince you there's another holiday before Christmas...
7. But you're just like...
8. There are two types of people in this world, and you are the type with the true Christmas spirit.
9. November is officially underway, which means it's time to stop holding back.
10. You're not intimidated by the grinches who are trying to enforce their rules.
11. You're not ashamed to help the defenseless passengers in your car recognize the truth.
12. You're not about to listen to the haters who are still stuck in the past.
13. You're willing to speak up, loud and clear, about your beliefs.
14. The time for subtlety is past.
15. Because if the world can't see it yet, you will make them see.
16. Using the indomitable power of logic, and the Christmas spirit.
17. And nothing is going to stand in your way. Merry Christmas, everyone!
