1.
This is a terrible way to start a book. Unless you’re, like, into that sort of thing.
2.
That’s actually a great price for a discocunt.
3.
That’s a terrible combination. Unless you’re, like, into that sort of thing.
4.
Poor kid looks exhausted.
7.
Is that a new flavor they’re trying?
8.
Typo with the word “typo” in it. Meta-typo.
9.
This is the LAST thing these firefighters need to be dealing with right now.
10.
It’s been years, but I don’t really remember that character.
11.
I’ve gotta start going to church again.
12.
Truth in advertising.
13.
What the hell is going on in Minnesota?
15.
I’m not sure mine does that?
17.
Seems like that would hurt.
18.
These reefs are FABULOUS!
20.
Whoa. I guess women really like pancakes.
21.
Is that a new one? Where is it again?
22.
Actually, I’ll just have a salad.
23.
On second thought, I’m not really hungry.
24.
I can’t even tell what went wrong here.
