• 1. Kim Kardashian

    My number one has to go to Kim Kardashian. She’s been ‘working’ so hard to get us these great shots from Miami that she deserves some recognition already.

  • 2. Christina Hendricks

    Classy and absolutely gorgeous. She makes everyone’s day brighter.

  • 3. Amanda Seyfried

    Number 3 with a bullet, goes to the super talented Amanda Siegfried.

  • 4. Adrianne Curry

    Hey, this is a boobs list, not a personality test. Kim’s Twitter rival still looks great in suspenders. Not gonna lie.

  • 5. Adriana Lima

    She’s the hottest virgin you’ll ever see. On print. And never in real life. Just sayin’.

  • 6. Katy Perry

    Insert “Golden Globes” pun here.. (At the EMI Grammy Awards After Party) o_O

  • 7. Keeley Hazell

    She is the breast. I mean best! (Love you UK!)

  • 8. Megan Fox

    Why is she at number 8? Two words.. Thumbs. (Wait, how did I f*ck that up?)

  • 9. Olivia Munn

    Every geeks (me) fantasy girl. <3

  • 10. Scarlett Johansson

    This is how you wow them at the end.

  • 11. BONUS!

    Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio and Candice Swanepoel in bikinis. That’s the list! Now go play outside!

  • 12. Double Bonus!

    Lucy Pinder and Maria Swan (Jana Defi), Lindsey Strutt, Saskia Howard-Clarke-in a Loaded issue shoot.