A baby is born every 2 seconds.
Does the media have time to report on each and every one of those babies?
No.
So why do they suddenly have time to report on this baby, huh?
It's the new royal baby.
Actually, it's really just a baby!
The media is reporting on a baby. Billions of babies have been born before and the media really didn't care!
The new royal baby is just a baby who happens to be a royal and everyone is wasting their time obsessing over a small baby when they could be doing better things.
THERE ARE PEOPLE TO BE HELPED! THINGS TO DO!
You know what? Let's stop being productive and forget about all of the suffering people in the world and focus on a newborn who we have no business focusing on. Let's stop caring. Let's be selfish. All the other babies in the world don't matter at all. Just this one. There's no difference, but we really shouldn't care, right? This baby is a royal.
Right? Right? Right?
HAHA no.
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