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    Updated on May 11, 2019. Posted on May 11, 2019

    26 Men From "Game Of Thrones" And What It Would Be Like To Date Them

    Khal Drogo would definitely have an Android.

    Hello, Alexandra here, and I (like most of the world) watch Game of Thrones. I know we're all collectively dreading the end of the show, but before we get there, I thought it was important to remind you all of the toxic fuckboy nature of some of these men dwelling in Westeros and various other locations in the GoT universe. From The Wall to Braavos, from Los Angeles to New York, I've received my fair share of "you up?" ravens.

    SO...inspired by said ravens, I created a comprehensive guide to dating in the Game of Thrones world, and I've broken down what the men in this world would be like to date. Remember...you shouldn't just take just anyone home to meet your Maester.

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    1. The Night King

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    2. Petyr Baelish

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    3. Gendry

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    4. Samwell Tarly

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    5. Tormund Giantsbane

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    6. Bran Stark

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    7. Jon Snow

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    8. Tyrion Lannister

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    9. Grey Worm

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    10. Bronn

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    11. Sandor Clegane

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    12. Lord Varys

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    13. Euron Greyjoy

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    14. Ser Jorah Mormont

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    15. Ser Davos

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    16. Khal Drogo

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    17. Jaqen H'ghar

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    18. Robert Baratheon

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    19. Joffrey Baratheon

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    20. Robin Arryn

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    21. Daario Naharis

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    22. Robb Stark

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    23. Tywin Lannister

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    24. Stannis Baratheon

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    25. Oberyn Martell

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    26. The Mountain

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    You can see even more of the toxic men of Game of Thrones on my Instagram highlights.

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