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    21 Reasons Why Google Autocomplete Is Your Coolest And Most Poignant Friend

    Some people say these are just algorithms. I say sure, if by algorithm you mean the best damn poetry you've read since Neruda.

    Aviva Kushner
    by Aviva Kushner

    Community Contributor

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    Google loves everyone and everything. Even comic sans.

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    Google knows it's cool to play make believe.

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    Google gets that a girl will do just about anything for shiny hair.

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    Google gets that there is nothing better than cheese and that dreams about Gouda and Gruyère are nothing to be ashamed of.

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    Google's not afraid to apologize for things, like the growing wealth gap and social instability in China.

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    Google knows that acknowledging the fictional nature of 30 Shades of Grey is a step-by-step process and can be traumatizing.

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    Man. Google is deep.

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    Google also has random bursts of A.D.D.

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    Google, like the best of us, also had an emo stage.

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    Sometimes, Google gets a little jealous about Kim Jong-Un meeting Dennis Rodman.

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    Google can't focus in Biology class because Nicolas Cage won't stop looking at him.

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    Google is totally for equal rights.

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    Google really does sound like Pablo Neruda.

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    Sometimes, Google is too hard on itself.

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    Spanx can be dangerous and Google gets that.

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    Google is a dog person and thus inherently suspicious of cats.

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    Google is not judgmental.

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    Google's not afraid to ask the important questions, like why Mitt Romney doesn't have a soul.

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    Google sometimes has identity crises.

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    Google understands that an hour at Ikea really means a full day at Ikea followed by days of incomplete furniture and indecipherable instructions covering every full inch of your apartment.

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    Google's kinda badass.

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